Humorous Nursing Story

by Angela Brooks on September 9, 2010

Humorous nursing, will alternate between these two emotions almost on a daily basis Amazed and Amused.

happy 150x150 Humorous Nursing StoryHumor gives us the ability to keep bouncing back: in the face of increasing workloads and dwindling resources; when we’re asked to do the impossible on a regular basis; when the fact that “all bleeding stops eventually” ceases to be a punch line and instead sums up the worst day your patient ever had.  When we can do nothing else, we laugh – and if we can laugh, we can gather the strength to keep doing what must be done.Being a better nurse is about bringing back the passion for our profession.

Adding humor to your job so the stress of the care giving doesn't  drag you under the moving wheels. In 23 years of nursing I have experienced  some comical  things. Over the last 21 years of mental health the stories doubled miles of smiles. I want to share why I stopped shaking hands, look before I sit in a chair, watch for flying objects an always pay attention to what is going on around me.

It is important that you as the reader  understand I am not laughing at the clients ever – however the act or behavior can be extremely funny even if it has a little grossness to it.

For example the patient assistance passed through the unit I was working today an stop to chat briefly as they were headed outside for a 15 min break. We ask the casual question 'how is your night going' when I noticed her shoes were wet. She began telling the story of walking in a ladies room who was applying a large amount of lotion to her body an legs. She reached up an flipped the light on because something did not smell just right. Her nose won the prize. Her 'lotion' was her own poo! It struck our funny bone because now we had the visual of getting this lady into the shower with out getting poo all over them an everything in between. As they detailed the story of it being more like paste an how hard she was to get clean, it made my night look like a piece of cake.

Another story which made us giggle at a young male patient assistant who was new to patient care. Specially the elderly mentally ill. Just because someone is older doesn't mean they are not really strong people. He was called to assist with a diaper change on a client. The patient began to fight the staff. They wanted to get the diaper off as quick as possible to prevent getting the body fluids every where else. The young male assistant told them he would pull the diaper out from under the patient as soon as they shock Humorous Nursing Storywere ready for him to pull – he did just that. About the time he pulled  the adhesive sticker tab caught on the patients skin an stretched the diaper out like a rubber band. It catapulted a round ball of poo directly into the male assistants chest. He immediately dropped his  hold on the diaper jumping back in horror after being struck by flying poo. He was glad to assess that his hospital badge caught the direct bulls-eye hit instead of  his yellow shirt. Everyone cracked up laughing at his reaction, as they continued cleaning. Now being the receiver of such a prize is not near as funny as being the audience.

Which leads me to tell you why you never lean over with your head down not paying attention to the eyes that are watching you. As the staff, once again were changing a clients clothes due to soiling the ones he had on. This client was just not going to cooperate an make dressing a grown adult any easier. This person always stretched his legs straight out stiff so you had to put one leg in his pants at a time working your way over to the other leg. He would kick the pants off his foot if he could do so before you caught him. This day the female assistant leaned over head down, butt in the air only concentrating on getting the pants over this clients feet about the time she felt something warm running down her neck. Yep you guessed it – he was peeing in her hair. Out of pure discussed, an dripping with urine out flew some F-bombs as she stormed out of the room. Once again being on the front row of the show is always funnier than being the star. To this day we laugh until tears roll down our cheeks even the assistant can now laugh with us with a few grumbled words under her breath.

If you meet me in person and you stretch your hand out to shake hands and I smile instead. Let me share why I hesitate. Shaking hands is an old tradition of greetings, confirming a business deal, giving your word. After working in a tampered environment I have changed that tradition to a smile with a head nod. When a hand is extended I will keep eye contact, smile an express a hello to the person. I stood listening to a new nurse telling me her experience in shaking hands an now agrees with my seasoned nursing reasons for no more hand shakes. At least at the hospital any way.

The new nurse walks on the unit as the older clients sniff out the  new employee smell of course that shiny sticker that says 'orientee' gives them a heads up too. They begin to pull old tricks out of their hats. The older client who has been in an out of the hospital  my entire 21 years. Walks over to the new nurse, smiles real big, extends his right hand and says "Hello my name is…" As he pats her on the shoulder with his left hand rubbing it down to her elbow. She kindly ask,"What have you been doing today!" He smiles,"Aww not much just hanging out in my room masturbating." She immediately moved away from his hands an went straight to the sink to wash hers. *smile* I chuckled … well…I laughed really loud.

After being around clients that are a libel to leave anything in the chairs on the hallway. You need to look down. On quiet evenings when we can sit and talk to the clients on the hall way or watch TV. One of the nurses came an plopped down in the chair across from me. She had a funny look on her face. I ask 'what is wrong?' She said, 'well looks like I will be running home to take a shower. I was puzzled. She laughed," Clearly I am sitting in urine right now because my pants are soaked." She stood up an sure enough her pants all down one side was soaking wet. We laughed – her laugh was more to get over the discuss of sitting in another humans urine. My laughter was at her facial expression, knowing I would not be laughing if it were me.

My point is good hand washing, watch where you sit, don't lean to far into what your doing and laugh allot. You will enjoy your work so much more than if you go in grumbling. When your patients/ clients see you laugh they will smile back at you.A smile is more trusting to talk too than a frown. Try it. 

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IMG00582 150x150 Humorous Nursing StoryAngela is a nurse that has worked for 21 years in the same state funded psychiatric hospital assisting some clients that others might refuse to treat. She works on the psychiatric ward.

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Night Shift Nurses see more than Patients

by Angela Brooks on September 7, 2010

Night Shift seems to bring things out of the dark corners…or does it?

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Sitting on the front porch of a 155 year old building looking out across the manicured lawn – where a time capsule is buried in the front circle for the next generation to discover. I sit and wonder what it must have been like when there were 2000 mentally ill patients on the census books.

In the early 30,40,50's even up to the late 80's mentally ill patients were not treated like our clients are today. The treatment in the early years today – would be patient abuse.

Which leads me to believe that the lives that make up the history of this old insane asylum were not rested souls when they parted this world. The memories they left behind still appear around a few corners.

After working for the last 21 years under this historical roof I have seen a few things that have made me question "What was that?"

Now I am not a ghost hunter nor do I want to sign up for the class to become one. However, the paranormal comes to mind when I think of things that go bump in the night.

A Paranormal is described as a ghost – or spirit or apparition – is the energy, soul or personality of a person who has died and has somehow gotten stuck between this plane of existence and the next. Most researchers believe that these spirits do not know they are dead. Very often they have died under traumatic, unusual or highly emotional circumstances. Ghosts can be perceived by the living in a number of ways: through sight (apparitions), sound (voices), smell (frangrances and odors), touch – and sometimes they can just be sensed.

Let me share a few things that I have seen and you be the judge. If you have not spent the night in a 155 years old historic mental insane asylum you may want to turn the lights on before you started reading.

Back in the late 80's when I begin my mental health career I began to notice a few pattern of events that occurred in certain rooms and areas. As you walk down the long shiny hallway in dimly lit lights. You come the first bedroom on the left that has a single twin iron bed with a hard plastic mattress and flat plastic pillow. There is a wardrobe hanging on the wall for a few personal items. It has only one window with bars on the outside and no curtains. The view from the window is the back side of another unit – which is just plain red brick.

More than one patient sleeping in that room has complained of someone walking beside their bed and running their hand down the side of their sleeping body. I don't know about you,that would wake just about anybody up. Some will continue to sleep in the room and others will refuse to go back in. One man sat on the hall for 3 nights awake. When I ask if he needed something to help him sleep. He said "No thank you." I ask "Why aren't you sleeping?" He looked up at me and said. "They already think I am crazy because I am here. I don't really want to say anything that will make me look worse." I ask him to give me a try. He told me about the foots steps that shuffled across the floor. The light touch of something that would start at his shoulders and go down his leg. I smiled at him and ask if I could move him to another room and see if that would help. He said, "Yes I would like to try." The man slept all night for the rest of the time he was in the hospital.

On the next hallway where I have spent the alot time working. At the very end there is a porch that we call the "smoking porch" back in the day when we were a smoking facility the patients would go out there to smoke. Across from that porch is another single bedroom that has one window over looking the beautiful front lawn that is covered with bars. In this room many people have complained about a small girl who is around 4 ft tall, thin and giggles. One patient that comes to mind who was known for hearing voices slept in that room. At 3 AM she woke up screaming "Get the hell out of my room!" She began throwing her clothes out of the room, shoes, chairs, and finally her mattress. The staff began talking to her to see why she was so upset.

She began describing her as the little short bitch who kept walking in her room touching her and then hiding beside her dresser. She said "I want her out of my room and to stay out!"  I agreed with her that would upset me too and out loud I said, "Get out of her room now – go back to the porch and stay there." She giggled and left. The patient looked up at me and said, "Did you hear that? I ask, "her giggle? Yes." Very seriously she looked at me, made the statement, "So you hear voices too?" I could not deny that I didn't. We laughed. "Yes I guess so"

The little girl as we call her stays out on the smoking porch most of the time. There is a room at the end of the porch where we used to have our washer and dryers an stored things. Right after midnight one the staff went to put some clothes in the dryer. She came back to the office about as fast as she left, pale white. I ask what was wrong. She stated, "If you want those clothes in the dryer you can do it but I am not going back out there." I laughed. I told her we would go out there in the morning after the sun was up. Around 5 AM we decided to go get the clothes before they spoiled and had to be rewashed. We slowly opened the door, flipped the light switch on and stuck our heads in the door. My heartbeat was thumping wildly. Behind the ping pong table she peeked out, giggled then hid again. We both took off running. I don't remember if we shut the door or not but I know how fast I can run from zero to the office.

On this same hall beside the smoking porch – we have our X-Ray department. It is closed on the night shift an opens around 7 AM. It has two doors going into the department. One large enough for a bed to roll through and one that goes into a small office storage room. At 4 AM the radio began playing behind the small door. The volume was loud enough that it was waking up the other patients on that end of the hall. We called security to bring the key so we could turn the radio off. They came and tried all their keys but nothing opened the door. Four staff stood there wondering what we needed to do until finally after 30 minutes it turned off just like  an alarm was set for that time.

When the day shift tech came in I walked down to his office and ask if he would make sure the alarm was turned off in the office behind the small door. I explained what happened during the night. He had a funny look on his face. He said,"Come here I will show you the room." It had an old desk in the room but it was now storage. There was not a radio any where in the room. Where did the music come from?

Still on the same side of the hall beside of the smoking porch there is a room that has a old metal desk, a creaky medal rolling office chair. The room is about 6 ft wide and 8 ft long. The nursing desk used to be directly across from this room. At 4 AM one of the staff and I were the only two working on the unit with 15 patients. A loud bang came from that room that was obviously the old metal chair slamming into the desk. The light was off in the room – it has a window in the door. She was reading and I was cross stitching. Neither one of us stopped what we were doing or looked up. After about a minute had passed I said. "Go see what that noise was". With out looking up from her book she replied "Hell no". We both cracked up laughing. After the patients woke up for the day and we were serving morning coffee. I went over and unlocked and opened the door. The chair was pushed under the desk appearing untouched.

If your sitting there wondering why would we continue working in this environment?

I have to smile and say – I enjoy it. The noises do not bother me to bad (wink). However, it does make your hair raise up on your neck at times. Tell me what you thought about this article. I want to hear your voice. Comments make me smile, I can't wait to hear from you.

IMG005823 150x150 Night Shift Nurses see more than PatientsAngela is a nurse that has worked for 21 years in the same state funded psychiatric hospital assisting some clients that others might refuse to treat. She works on the psychiatric ward.

She also runs her own company on the side and supports other nurses in how to bring passion into their role at work. Out of the box remedies for speaking to people and more.

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